Finally, went to the doctor after another sleepless night of itchy poison ivy. I have tried hydrochloride cream, calamine lotion (pretty pink) and benadryl ... notta, the bright red dots persist to ITCH. So, I cannot not pee in a cup at any athletic event cuz the cure for poison ivy according to my doctor is to take steroids, two pills over the next four days. Darn, I was going to run a full marathon event this weekend; I'll have to postpone my athletic endeavor. (Kidding of course; about the marathon not this Ivy.)
There was a fairy tale I enjoyed as a little girl entitled "The Princess and the Pea". Legend says that a girl was accused of not being royal but she proved her bloodline because her delicate royal blood birthed her with skin so sensitive that she could feel a pea under several layers of mattress'. She could not sleep because of a tiny pea.
So hey, maybe I'm of royal blood?
What?
Poison Ivy doesn't count?
Are you telling me that I suffer the aliment of the massess???? Drats, that is just not right.
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
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